I am a bear. In terms even you humans can understand, this means I am superior to you. I am well versed in your literature, the history of some of your cultures, science and the universe, and of course everything about nature. I suppose it then falls upon me to impart my wisdom on your so that you may better yourselves.
Also, my companion is quite insistent that I divulge that I am a mutated form of bear that has caused me to grow an "extra" head and that I am also fitted with a number of cybernetic "enhancements" ,as you humans call it. My companion said, and I quote, that you readers would find this "very very cool and totally make people listen" but I find that very hard to believe.